"The 'real' terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs."
Comedian and Activist
"Anyone that would blow up the Pentagon would get my vote."
"[catching illegal immigrants] is a very, very low priority, and I think it should be a low priority."
Former Clinton INS Commissioner
"This New York thing is being blown out of proportion... Who gives a f***about New York when elephants are being killed?"
Boy Band, "Blue"
"Hunting is just a wonderful opportunity for someone who would want to do a terrorist act. They don't have to report their whereabouts and can be lurking anywhere. They can lurk in groups."
"[the American flag] is a symbol of terrorism and death and fear and destruction and oppression."
"The Pentagon as a legitimate target? I actually don't have an opinion on that."
President of ABC News
"We know we can't make the world risk free, but we can reduce the risks we face, and we have to take the fight to the terrorists. If we have the will, we can find the means."
Bill Clinton (1997)
"The war against terrorism is terrorism. The whole thing is just bullsh*t."
Actor and Activist
"The Bush foreign policy team seems to be suffering from untreated bipolar disorder."
Former Secretary of State
"If I see someone that's got a diaper on his head, and a fan belt around that diaper... that guy should be pulled over and checked."
"When I see the American flag flying, it's a joke."